Random Impulse

One of Week 12

This is just me playing with dialogue. I thought it would be interesting.

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“Hi.”

“Hello.”

“How are you today?”

“I’ve had better days but this one is by far not the worst I’ve ever had.”

“That’s a strange way to put it.”

“I know. I’m deep like that. How are you today?”

“Perfect.”

“You’re extremely annoying with your optimism.”

“Yes. Well, you are also annoying with your pessimism.”

“Obviously you would say that. You aren’t creative enough to come up with something on your own.”

“You say that, but you don’t really mean it.”

“How do you know whether or not I mean it?”

“Because I can see the way your eyes are dilating.”

“You can tell whether or not I’m lying because of my eyes?”

“Yes.”

“Weird.”

“How is that weird? It’s science!”