Junkyard Quotes

1. "Condoms prevent minivans. True story bro." - My friend Tim
        Maybe it's because his logical is completely justified and not just the fact that I thought it was hilariously brilliant but I had to include this in the junkyard!

2. "I made you dinner."
   "That's a Subway sandwich...."
   "Yeah! But I made the effort, that gets me something right?"
   "Celibate and blue."
   "Harsh."
        More amazing dialogue from my daily life that needed to be included. The hilarity and sarcasm always seems to find a way into my writing and I know realize that's because I'm submerged up to my eyeballs in it.

3. "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose." -My mom

          My mother's logic is awesome and I feel the need to share.


4. "A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." - Ayn Rand
        I thought this was appropriate for class and I like the message. If your desire is to beat others than what you are producing it not from a aesthetic desire, only a greedy one.

5. "I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish." - Michelangelo
        He supposedly wasn't a very nice man but he was a smart one.