1. 1. “Cunt is only a word girls can say, if a guy says cunt than it’s automatically a bad word.” – A friend
This was one of those times when you feel a little uncomfortable but it’s an awesome feeling.
2. 2. “You aren’t a girl.” –Micah
“Huh?” –Me
“You like dark beer. Girls don’t like dark beer. That means you aren’t a girl.” –Micah
“No. It just means I have a bigger penis than you.” – Me
Dialogue! My friends are the best when it comes to uncomfortable conversations.
3. 3. “I think I just swallowed a fly… it tastes like ass and garbage.” – A friend’
Descriptions are a wonderful thing!
4. 4. "Therein lies the stale mate I might break.” – Far Scape
The dialogue on Far Scape isn’t anything special, except when it comes to Scorpios!
5. 5. "You’re so strange.” –Adam
“And you wear tights and beat people with sticks.” –Me
I amuse myself sometimes...
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