Random Impulse

First Random Impulse from Week #4

So this isn't exactly a "random" impulse because it's I wrote in class today... but I figured I could get away with it anyways. Go me.

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The Gamer's Fiance:

Hey Baby! What are you doing?

Huh? What did you say?

Will you stop shooting people for five seconds and talk to me.

And take me off speaker too

It makes you sounds like you’re in a cave five-hundred feet aw-

I’m doing wonderful!

How are you, my love?

What…

You invited her over for dinner?
Have you even opened the refrigerator today?

Yeah, exactly.

What were you planning to feed her?

Hard cider and port wine cheese?

That’s not even funny,

Well maybe just a little…

So you stopped shooting people but now you’re

Flying your drake through Stormwind?

Yes, I know you’re excited you can finally do it.

Yes, I’ll do a dungeon with you when I get home

IF

You go pick up food for dinner.

She is your mother.

Deal.

But you are totally tanking.

Fine, fine.

I’m going to beat you.

Yeah, well that is what you get for inviting your mom over.

Love you too – Feed the cats!

I can hear Drillbit’s “I’m hungry” meow.

I don’t care of you are pwning a rogue that stealthed you,

Do it now. Now. You still haven’t done it!

I know, but I also know you still haven’t done it yet.

Okay, bye!