Junkyard Quotes Week #3

I've watched a lot of Top Gear this week... So I'm sorry to say it (actually, not really) but all of my junkyard quotes this week are Stig quotes. No quotes are more random or entertaining! Enjoy!

1. "They say he only knows two facts about ducks and they are both wrong."

2. "Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves."


3. "Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds."

4. "Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples, and that he thinks that "credit-crunch" is some kind of a breakfast cereal."

5. "Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks. And he can open a beer bottle with his testes."


 ..... All we know is, he's called the Stig