Junkyard Quotes Week #9

1. "Is there anything greater than infinity?" - Adam
    "The national deficit." - Me
    "Touche" -Adam
                         - Just funny banter to help motivate the prose dialogue.

2. "Idle hands are the devil's workshop." -Idk
         - How do hands become a workshop? I still have not been to answer that question after seeing this in my Criminology Theory book. So it made the junkyard because it's stuck in my head.

3. "Hey, I can play with my own stick just fine, he needs to learn to play with his own stick before he starts playing with the bigger sticks." -Adam
     -Taken completely out of context makes this quote epic. However, Adam is just a big goober and his "stick" is slang for his "sword." He was just explaining to a new SCA fighter that they needs to learn to fight with their own basic sword before moving on to another weapon.

4. "When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically...." -Leslie
          - This just tickled me. I like it when quotes I've grown up hearing get twisted.


5. "Real G's move in silence like lasagna..." -Leslie
           - I have no idea what this means and I love it for that reason. It's just ridiculous enough to be awesome.