"Meth." - Sister
"Oh, cool." -Me
"You're lack of reaction gives me confidence in my parenting." - Mom
- This is a conversation between my mom, sister and I... Just more playful dialogue that inspires me to keep the sarcasm alive in my writing.
2. "Just so you know... if we ever split up you're totally taking Stewie with you." -Me (FYI- Stewie is a cat)
"What?! Why do I have to take the fail cat?" - Adam
"Because I refuse to be stuck with three kids, especially when is handicapped, one who has an IQ lower than Forrest Gump and one who is determined to kill me." - Me (FYI- kids is aka for our cats)
"So basically you're telling me if we split up I'm going to be the one that ends up getting assassinated?" -Adam
"Exactly." -Me
" I don't think we should ever have children." -Adam
- More playful banter! I have an endless supply of sarcasm in my life that ends up in my writing.
And because I talked about them I feel compelled to show a picture of them
3. "I can never stand still. I must explore and experiment. I am never satisfied with my work. I resent the limitations of my own imagination." - Walt Disney
-Had to pull out this quote since we talked about him today in class. I think it's ironic that a man who built an empire off a mouse believe he was limited by his imagination... I mean really?!
4. "I've only been in live of a beer bottle and a mirror." -Sid Vicious
- I don't really know exactly why I picked this quote... I guess because of the irony again but also because that one sentence leaves so much room for interpretation.
5. "Politics are like diapers. They both need to be changed and for the same reason." -Bumper Sticker
-I thought this was funny so I though I would share.
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