1. "My tits eat chicken bones and my brother was a marine" - bar guest
-This statement just caught me really off guard and that is why I like it so much. It made me stop and think 'what is this woman talking about'.... made me more interested in the conversation.
2. "That's as lame as a gender confused rabbit on Mari Gras" - bar guest
- Again, this was a statement that really caught me off guard. Not the usually thing you associate with being lame.
3. "When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?" - Marilyn Manson
- It's a quote that makes you question something you've had drilled into since childhood... It makes you stop and think but for different reasons than the gender-confused rabbit and chicken-bone-eating tits.
4. "That just parked a camper in my style." - friend
- Just silly twist on a common statement.
5. "I swore to slaughter those / who stole my ray of moonlight" Cradle of Filth - Nemesis
- Dani Filth's (the lead singer of CoF) daughter is named Luna... I like this so much because he doesn't say her name, but still says this in such a way so you know exactly what he is talking about.
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