Junkyard Quotes Week Two

1. "Is it better to out-monster the monster or be quietly devoured?"-Friedrich Nietzche
       Basically, eat or be eaten. I like this quote because it makes me wonder to what extent I will submit to a situation or person before letting the Jersey girl come out.

2. "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." -(Also) Friedrich Nietzche
       This is just an awesome quote that insults all the useless people in the world.

3. "That's as ugly as you old women beating each other with catfish." - Adam Uglum
       This is just not something you expect to hear in everyday conversation... but it inspires a great mental image!

4. "This isn't Geology, we aren't studying rocks. This is Criminology, we're studying drugs, sex and rock n' roll!" -J. Fuller
        I don't think there is a better quote to start a CRIM class with. Pr. Fuller took something most people would consider "serious business" and made it amusing.

5. "You're a malignancy on the ass of humanity" - Some TV show that I can't think of right now...
        Probably one of the best insults of all times, at least in my opinion, but it's like a "high education" insult. It's quit a big step up from just "you're a pain in my ass."